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11-22-2009, 09:47 PM za3boot Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 8,459 Re: souria dot com .. the story I was gonna write a reply....but then i gotta high..    Report

11-22-2009, 09:51 PM za3boot Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 8,459 Re: souria dot com .. the story  crazyivan wrote: bassel, whose owner is not known. blawlashi, the camel of the tribe's magician and fortune-teller, suggest that they do nothing, and meet weekly to discuss their feelings. Priceless...    Report

11-23-2009, 04:25 AM LOGO Joined on 11-19-2005 SYR Posts 22,698 Re: souria dot com .. the story  Best stuff ever.. وطني.... يا عز ما بينهان    Report

11-23-2009, 08:39 AM stalwart Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 7,887 Re: souria dot com .. the story very funny dude    Report

11-23-2009, 09:31 AM LostParadise Joined on 11-20-2005 داخل الصندوق Posts 6,543 Re: souria dot com .. the story crazy..... men7bak   صالة أنابيبو للذة الحرام    Report

01-11-2010, 12:20 PM anas262 Joined on 05-07-2006 Posts 6,112 breaking news Souria.com Social Room, the door opens and blalish rushes in blalish: guys u won't believe what just happened to me...it's something i've been waiting my whole life logo: (with dozey) u had sex? final fsty: (excited) i knew it... tell me.. was it a guy or a girl? blalish: no it's not that for god's sake.. final fsty: (disappointed) so u didn't ha... blalish: sure i've had sex... several times... but this is not what i wanna tell u dead man: yeah as if we're gonna believe it... (sleep face) final fsty: so u DID? blalish: NO!! dead man: told u blalish: i did... but not today... final fsty: (excited again) a guy or a girl? blalish: what r u so excited about? final fsty: nothing..i just wanna know... and i'm NOT excited...it's ur life... i don't even care... (pause) a guy or a girl? blalish: shut up man i'm trying to say something important logo: spit it blalish: do u remember that guy i told u about.. the hot shot.. final fsty: so it IS a guy..(delighted) i knew it man blalish: oh god... somebody kill me please... final fsty: I wouldn't regret it like u do... blalish: it's not regret u freak... and there's no guy.. ok? final fsty: but u just said... (interrupted) dead man: final .. come have a look at that nice guy at the corner.. i think he needs help final fsty: (jumping from his seat to the window.. and then towards the door) and help is what he gets... (leaves the room) logo: who brought this guy to live with us.. dead man: i thought it was YOU logo: i don't even know his name.. dead man: let's just forget about him... probably he won't be back before midnight logo: so what did u wanna say? dead man: what did i wanna say? logo: not u... blalish, what about that guy? blalish: (sleeping on the couch)  I need to catch few winks... wake me up at half past s... (falls a sleep)        Report

01-11-2010, 12:54 PM DeadManwalkingExtra Joined on 11-29-2005 nos su-umus... magni eri... munitores pyramidum... Posts 1,409 Re: breaking news ... can't wait to know what happened with final and the guy at the corner Viva La Revolución    Report

01-11-2010, 01:07 PM anas262 Joined on 05-07-2006 Posts 6,112 Re: breaking news bet he'll be out of coverage for a long time now how was it?    Report

01-11-2010, 01:13 PM DeadManwalkingExtra Joined on 11-29-2005 nos su-umus... magni eri... munitores pyramidum... Posts 1,409 Re: breaking news splendid Viva La Revolución    Report

01-12-2010, 02:52 PM anas262 Joined on 05-07-2006 Posts 6,112 double agent inside  a dark room with one red light bulb.. the sound of water drops in a blastic bucket. blalish is sitting on a chair in the middle of the room with five men standing around him... they are all dressed in dark blue and wearing SUNGLASSES coffee: so what did u say ur name was? blalish: i didn't... u actually never ... sanjoob: just answer the fuckin' question blalish: (without hesitation) blawlashi.. known as blalish.. but u can call me abu nazmi GFK: and where exactly do u know bozaki from? blalish: he's my boss... i think.. domary: u think?? blalish: i mean .. we call him boss.. and he gives us orders.. he talks.. i write... and that kind of stuff stalwart: mmmmm ... so he's the one who ordered u to spy on our gang? blalish: (collectin himself, trying not to make a single mistake that may cost him his life) he told me that but i'm not listening to him.. coffee: (touching blalish's shouler and leaning suspeciously over him) and why is that? blalish: actually i'm a big fan of urz... i read all ur news in the papers and search the web for... GFK: so u think u r smart enough to break into our gang with this *** blalish: i was just hoping u give me a chance to prove my loyalty sanjoob: and what use would a bald clerk be of? blalish: i can give u information about his investigation to keep u few steps ahead domary: (with a sarcastic laugh) as if we need that... stalwart: (winks at domary) maybe we can give u a chance... (pause).. start talking      Report

01-13-2010, 10:02 AM lulie Joined on 02-04-2007 جيران القمر Posts 3,594 Re: double agent wow, great stuff guys you are talented, all of you mashalla    Report

01-13-2010, 12:31 PM blawlashi Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 11,815 Re: double agent nice job .. but don't put so many characters .. you'll confuse the reader   waiting for the rest of it مقسومين .. لك قوم فوت نام وصير حلام    Report

01-13-2010, 12:42 PM anas262 Joined on 05-07-2006 Posts 6,112 Re: double agent believe it or not .. i was confused my self... not to mention the other basterds i saved for next episods    Report

01-16-2010, 03:38 PM DeadManwalkingExtra Joined on 11-29-2005 nos su-umus... magni eri... munitores pyramidum... Posts 1,409 Re: double agent two weekz later ...at the royal bagger pub ( the drunk comrades diaries ) DMW : you know man.... LOGO : what...now!!! DMW : I'm missing the guy....you know? LOGO : ( gazing at the strippers on the stage) well you know me man               ....I'm not the sentimental type my self.... DMW : me too...but he used to fresh up the meetings....              no offense duuuude but he is way funnier than any of us.... LOGO : ( sipping from his glass ) non taken...you know...               i've always.... >> Interrupted by the bartender << WATAN : hey guys how you doin.... LOGO : cool DMW : ya me too WATAN : ( Scratching his beard  ) You know guys...                  ppl are talking...you know they are saying things.... LOGO : what things...warrya talkin about.... WATAN : ( looking left and then right suspiciously )                   THINGS! man ( winking) THINGS!.. DMW : cut the cra*p man....you have too many stories....              what is it this time.... WATAN : OK! but you must promise me that you wont                  get upset of what i'm going to say....Deal! DMW : Deal LOGO : ( angel smile ) cross my heart.... :D WATAN : ok...ppl are talkin...you know...two guys are living                  together... hanging together...                  going out together...coming here together...getting drunk                  together...leaving together....holding each other                  home...it's not totally natural....you know.... DMW : what!.........(Shocked) .....they think we are working for Al Qaeda !? LOGO : .... WATAN : no ... no ...not that.... LOGO : what else? WATAN : you know man.... LOGO : No I don't....and stop saying that for god sake WATAN : what LOGO : you know ... you know DMW : ( mumbling then shouting ) I don't even have a beard...               damn it!!!!.... I have a PONYTAIL!!??? WATAN : Calm down...Calm down...dude...it not about the bloody Qaeda..... LOGO : .speak then..warrya waiting for                WATAN :    ok here it is...ppl think you are gays.... LOGO : ..... DMW : ..... ( looking to logo but in worry )                           ***(logo jumping over the bar holding watan from his throat then shouts)*** LOGO : WHO IS RUMORING THAT...GIVE ME A NAME...                OR I'M GOING TO SNATCH THE BREATHING                LIFE OF YOURS.... RIGHT HERE...RIGHT NOW DMW : easy...easy man ...calm down duuude...violence is not required.... WATAN : rrrrrrrr LOGO : SPEAK! GOD DAMN IT .....SPEAK! WATAN : I'mrrrrrrr...pl......rrrrrrrrr...let.....rrrrrrrr DMW : HEY MAN LOOK THERE.....IT'S YOUR FAVORITE TIT!!!!! LOGO : What ....where....! DMW : there..... ( using his ability of Distracting, dmw succeeds               as an opportunist to force logo loosening his hands of around watan's neck ) WATAN : Thanks man....i owe you one... ( interrupted ) DMW : cut the cra*p .... unless you want to be killed.. start talking right now.. WATAN : there is no one specific man....everyone talking.... DMW : ( with a silly smile ) you mean here at the pub... WATAN : no i mean the entire neighborhood... LOGO : Sh*t.... WATAN : so....you are?? LOGO : no...hell no we are not ( looking at dmw ) JESSUS!!! DMW : well..... it's your fault.... LOGO : me!!! DMW : yes ....you are the one who doesn't have any girlfriend WATAN : Is that true??? LOGO : well I've told you i'm a busy man...and i don't have time for this.....                but wait a minute you don't have any girlfriend either.... WATAN : you too!!!! DMW : ( Sleepy face ) I told i'm engaged and i'm waiting to go home to get married...              ( Sleepy face again ) I'm loyal... LOGO : loyal my ass...this is not even an excuse DMW : we need to do something about that .....man!...can't you see ...               it's effecting us....we begin to fight like two lovers LOGO : SH*T...SH*T....SH*T...what we gonna do? DMW : i got it ...i got it..... LOGO : what....what is it .... DMW : we need to find Blalish LOGO : and DMW : we need to find blalish and bring him home and              then we will all live together again, after that.... LOGO & DMW : AFTER THAT PPL WILL STOP THINK                              WE ARE TWO SINGLE MEN WHO LIVE TOGETHER...                              THEY WILL NO LONGER THINK WE ARE GAYS... WATAN : .......dozy LOGO : but man wait...wait....really..do you think there is a               chance that we are becoming gays DMW : bullsh*t man...listen! we need to find blalish and              everything is going to be ok...let's go LOGO : ok let's go....               (pointing his eyes by two fingers and then pointing watan's eyes ) ....                I'm watching you... . . . . . . LOGO : by the way man..what was that sh*t we were drinking .... DMW : ( SMUG ) it's called sex on the beach LOGO : cool man...:) WATAN : ( dozy ) LOGO : you know man when you said you are missing blalish..               i was like what a hell...but to be hones with you i'm missing him too....               and yes he used to fresh up the meetings DMW : I was talking about Final LOGO : oh!..right!!! WATAN : ( please kill me dozy ) . . . . . DMW : man LOGO : yeb DMW : there was no TIT...... ............. Viva La Revolución    Report

01-16-2010, 04:02 PM anas262 Joined on 05-07-2006 Posts 6,112 Re: double agent  DeadManwalkingExtra wrote: WATAN : so....you are?? LOGO : no...hell no we are not ( looking at dmw ) JESSUS!!! LOGO : ok let's go....               (pointing his eyes by two fingers and then pointing watan's eyes ) ....                I'm watching you... . LOGO : by the way man..what was that sh*t we were drinking .... DMW : ( SMUG ) it's called sex on the beach LOGO : cool man...:) WATAN : ( dozy ) LOGO : you know man when you said you are missing blalish..               i was like what a hell...but to be hones with you i'm missing him too....               and yes he used to fresh up the meetings DMW : I was talking about Final LOGO : oh!..right!!! WATAN : ( please kill me dozy ) () hilarious good work dmw    Report

01-16-2010, 06:12 PM DeadManwalkingExtra Joined on 11-29-2005 nos su-umus... magni eri... munitores pyramidum... Posts 1,409 Re: double agent thanks man, but you know what pissed me off...it's every time when i try to write something long ....it's end up awkward and missed up .......damn it...it's really look like someone drunk had wrote it.... Viva La Revolución    Report

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