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   02-01-2007, 07:15 AM
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We are now standing on the stage .. one day before the big show .. Blawlashi is sitting on one of the audience chairs .. he's holding a speaker and giving instructions

Blawlashi: alright everybody can I have your attention (everyone look at him .. Delamore who is taking care of the decoration is using a power drill and obviously didn't hear) Mr. Delamore can you stop for a minute (He still can't hear)

Crazyivan : I'll take care of him .. (he pulls the ladder on which Delamore is standing and the latter falls hard to the ground) There you go

Blawlashi (Stunned) Thank you Mr. Crazy! .. Ok everyone .. we're running off schedule .. we have four hours to finish auditioning .. let's see some hard work here .. (To Matrix) .. Stop jumping for the love of God (Matrix stops) .. and Logo please .. no more goofing around .. this the real thing .. (To Silva) and Miss .. please .. stop looking in the mirror .. you're looking great

Yasmeen: excuse me .. my mike is not working

maz_java: (Jumps for assistance) I'll take care of it

 

Cap2 comes from back stage .. she asks the actors something and they point at Blawlashi

cap2: excuse me .. you .. there in the back .. are you the one in charge here?

Blawlashi: yes I ..

cap2: (Interrupting) well not anymore .. from this moment I'm in charge

Blawlashi: says who?

cap2: (smiling at Alpha who smiles back at her) says this letter from the Ministry

Shamsouri comes from backstage also

Shamsouri: yo ho .. merry christmas everyone .. santa clause is here .. I've come to take my prominent position as the new Mel Gibson of the screen .. who is in charge here?

Blawlashi: (To cap) congratulations .. I hereby announce you as the new woman in charge .. adieus

 

Blawlashi exists stage leaving cap to her amazment ..

 

Shamsouri: (to cap) so .. you're in charge huh?

 

To be continued ..


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   02-01-2007, 07:45 AM
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LoooooooooL

it's really amazing Cheers

go on man

 

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( the later falls hard to the ground)

oh ya... i forgot to ask u about this sentence Thinking

 


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   02-01-2007, 08:18 AM
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oh ya... i forgot to ask u about this sentence Thinking

 

typing mistake .. corrected


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   02-01-2007, 10:33 AM
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Empowering women ….  Now you're talking

 

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   02-01-2007, 12:09 PM
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Re: souria dot com .. the story
 blawlashi wrote:

Yasmeen: excuse me .. my mike is not working

maz_java: (Jumps for assistance) I'll take care of it

 


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what ??? who ???  why ???



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   02-01-2007, 12:12 PM
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what ??? who ???  why ???

 

relax .. it's a fairy tale .. way far of being the actual account of a souria.com history


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   02-01-2007, 12:22 PM
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well well well

im in charge here!!!!

then  I'll move all my stuff from arabic room to this one. Cheers


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relax .. it's a fairy tale .. way far of being the actual account of a souria.com history


if my fiancee saw this she'll definitely going to assassinate you...god be mercyful upon your soul.

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LoooooooooL

it's really amazing

go on man

the same

Cheers

 


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if my fiancee saw this she'll definitely going to assassinate you...god be mercyful upon your soul.

 

you didn't tell me you were engaged to one of souria.com girls Stunned


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you didn't tell me you were engaged to one of souria.com girls Stunned


 visitor not a member...in both ways alah la ya36ek 3afyeh fo2 ta3abak

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if my fiancee saw this she'll definitely going to assassinate you...god be mercyful upon your soul.
 
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ya3ni w2iza salahtily elmic ?????
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ya3ni w2iza salahtily elmic ?????
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its a story ya alah...i will don't worry


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   02-01-2007, 02:10 PM
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ya 7aram ya maaz!


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hey MAAZ i just saw your fiancee outside the room man she was looking for you

and she was holding a shotgun in her hands

oh ya and i saw yasmen's body covered in blood laying on the ground next to her

you better find out what she wants asap

good luck

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 AmeRiCanCoFFee wrote:

hey MAAZ i just saw your fiancee outside the room man she was looking for you

and she was holding a shotgun in her hands

oh ya and i saw yasmen's body covered in blood laying on the ground next to her

you better find out what she wants asap

good luck

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the one u saw was jack the ripper...

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Re: souria dot com .. the story

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I'm not interesting any more

I salute your courage, miss!

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Re: souria dot com .. the story
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 yasmmen wrote:
I'm not interesting any more

I salute your courage, miss!

Sleep

Cheers


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   02-02-2007, 01:19 AM
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Ha ha very funny … but I guess you're little late

 

Kelo men blawlashi … ydrab el enklizy wa sa3to  

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 yasmmen wrote:
 LOGO wrote:
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but I guess you're little late

 

 

no am not

Cheers it's just the right time... don't be upset


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it was a very cold winter night .. the blizzard has hit the town and the streets were crowdless .. at one corner Blawlashi comes out .. his hands clinged to his shoulders and his face facing the ground he walked slowly and trembling .. every now and then a strong wind comes and makes it even harder for him .. he then slipped and fell hard on his back .. he didn't move for a while .. and then out of nowhere a hand was stretched to the assistance .. Blawlashi removed the snow that covered his face as he was on the ground then stretched his hand to the aid .. he stood on his feet and then looked directly into the eyes of the stranger .. he searched his memory then exclaimed : Abu Haitham?

Lostparadise: ya it's me .. what are you doing out in the cold?

Blawlashi: I'm trying to find Cozzette to buy some matches .. what about you .. what are you doing out in the cold?

Lostparadise: (Sadly) come with me .. let's take a walk

Lostparadise and Blawlashi walked a little distance and Lost stopped at one lantern light .. on the wall there was a poster saying

"This Winter

when life becomes a hell in Souria's social room

when members use so many smilies

and when an assasin named Americancoffee has no mercy for spelling mistakes

You are left with no choices but to go to the chatrooms

.....

From the producers of the Ostretch has Laid Eggs

and the Creators of Silva Check your private plz

Comes to you an Action Thriller

Souria dot com .. the story

Starring

Souriaty Club Nominee Sanjoob

Meeting Room Winner Basel 1195

Pride of Souria.com Marioroma

Written and directed by cap2"

It was the sadest moment in the life of Blawlashi .. to see his lifework being attached to someone else's name .. to see his life accomplishments misrewarded .. he laid his back and the wall and slowly fell to the floor .. Lostparadise again stretched his hand .. his hand cramped .. but he still stretch it .. he pulled Blawlashi to his feet

Lostparadise: I know one bar right at the end of the street .. I know the owner .. Stalwart .. we can all get drunk there

Blawlashi: Man I think I'm losing faith in God

Lostparadise: then we're going to the right place !

 

To be continued ..


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Blawlashi: (To cap) congratulations .. I hereby announce you as the new woman in charge .. adieus

 



ma sha2 allah 3alek sho 7abaaaab Dozey

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 blawlashi wrote:

and when an assasin named Americancoffee has no mercy for spelling mistakes

at least you tried not to make any mistakes here

but you failed Laugh

prepare yourself to die

this ASSASSIN doesn't sleep Evil

 


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Sad

 

He laughs the most who laughs at last Sad


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