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Souria's Social Room
Started by Tomato_83 at 04-12-2007 01:29 PM. Topic has 290 replies.
  
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 04-14-2007, 12:59 PM
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Tomato_83
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Meanwhile in the darkness, and after they finally resolved the night vision/teeth issue:
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. I'm hungry
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. me too
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. you're both such losers, we just ate before taking off!
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. we burnt what we ate!!
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. yes we burnt we ate! we were doing lotsa thinking to find our way out of that forest while you were just following
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. thinking? yea right my @$$.. I'm the one who got us out of that forest
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. are you questioning our abilities?? bonga bonga.. you are a woman for bonga's sake! how did you get us out of that forest?!
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. yes!! woman!! bonga.. I'm still hungry!!
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. efft! ok, ok, i will look for something for you to eat, if that's gonna make you both shut up
obla wobla ashi & Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. heeeeeeh
Just a few miles away, a matrix was camping out where he thought it was safe and away from the bongas.. how little he knew..
he had set up his tent.. all nice and cozy, lined up his aluminum pots and pans and condiments, set up his fire, and was starting to cook his dinner.. the rabbit he had hunted!!
A few minutes later, Toma Toma spotted something glowing in the dark... like.. really really glowing.
Toma Toma: bonga bonga! look!! over there!!
Losto Losto: bongaaaa!! is it food??
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. it could be!
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. Toma Toma go and check it out
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. I'm not your servant!!
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. shut up woman and do your job!!
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. FINE!!
To be continued...
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04-14-2007, 03:52 PM
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AmeRiCanCoFFee
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04-15-2007, 07:01 AM
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blawlashi
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nice one .. let's see the rest!
مقسومين .. لك قوم فوت نام وصير حلام
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04-15-2007, 10:48 AM
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04-15-2007, 01:31 PM
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Tomato_83
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As the matrix was seasoning his rabbit with the variety of herbs and condiments he had, Toma Toma took him by surprise and jumped in front of him screaming:
BONGA BONGA BONGA BONGA!!!!
The poor matrix dropped the dead, seasoned rabbit and fainted!
Toma Toma called out on her company so they can help her with their new bounty.
Losto Losto: bongaaaaa!! a matrix!! this must be our lucky daaaay!
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga!! you don't say!!
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. shall we take him to the village? I have a pot that he would fit into just perfectly
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. No I can't wait that long... my stomach is killing me!!
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. ok then, we will do him here**
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. yes look he had condiments!! it's gonna be tasty!! oh look look!! a big pot!! he fits!! he fits!!
Toma Toma: 
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. woman!! start working!!
Toma Toma: * totally dozey* what about you Humpty?
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. naah I'm too hungry to work..
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. and you Dumpty??
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. I will give you my mental support.. the best that I have!
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. GREAT!!
As the boys were relaxing, Toma Toma noticed a special herb between the condiments.. Ginger!!
See, Bongas are never supposed to consume ginger, it would kill them instantly.
"now it's time to show them what a woman can do, I will finally have my revenge! nyahahahahaha!!" Toma Toma thought to herself.
she seasonsend the fainting matrix, and as she was, he stared to smell himself, causing him to come back to an almost conscious state
Toma Toma: bonga bonga.. quickly, he is waking up!!
obla wobla ashi: bonga bonga.. we're finally gonna eat!!
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. put him in the pot!!
With no help from Losto Losto , Toma Toma & obla wobla ashi put the matrix in the pot..
Toma Toma to Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. so are you gonna dance to the Great Bonga or are you too hungry for that?
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. are you crazy?? I'm never too hungry for the "I'm finally gonna eat" dance.. What?? you want me to be deprived from food again??
Toma Toma: bongaa... nope my dear.. you will never be deprived from food again!
To be continued...
**note to American Coffee: yes it's meant to be that way.. keep it in..
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04-15-2007, 04:42 PM
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Golden_French_Kiss
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04-16-2007, 01:53 PM
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Tomato_83
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The three bongas were so glad with their hunt.. and so excited they were gonna eat! (at least the boys were), and so they initiated the sacred ritual of dancing around the pot while their prey is being cooked.
Bonga bonga.. bonga bonga.. bonga bonga..
To her great satisfaction that she was finally getting her revenge, Toma Toma forgot that Ginger had a counter-effect on matrices!
see.. When a matrix consumes or even comes close to ginger, he gains great energy and becomes indestructible! so imagine what would happen when he is saturated with ginger..
The matrix in the pot was aware of what's happening... he was becoming a super- matrix!!
he had a plan in mind..
The poor 3 bongas continued dancing to the Great Bonga around the boiling pot.. Toma Toma noticed that the matrix hasn't changed color although it's supposed to by this time.. it has been in the pot for about half an hour now.
Then it came to her like a thunder lightning! NO!! GINGER!! SUPER MATRIX!!
"Ok, I have to be wise here... should I just run? should I warn them?? why would I want to warn them? I wanted to kill them in the first place..." Toma Toma Thought to her self..
The bongas were tired and dizzy.. although this was not the first time they dance the "I'm finally gonna eat" dance, but this time, it took longer than expected, and Losto Lost and Obla Wobla Ashi were too exhausted to notice what was going around them.
At that moment TomaToma noticed it was her chance and took off through the woods, to a place not very far, so she can watch the battle between the hungry bongas and the super matrix.
A few minutes later..
Obla Wobla Ashi: bonga bonga.. hey Losto Losto, where is Toma Toma??
Losto Losto: bonga bonga.. I don't know! honestly, it would be better if she disappears, I will have her share of the matrix.. I'm way too hungry!
Suddenly!
To be continued..
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04-16-2007, 02:00 PM
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blawlashi
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I smell feminism 
مقسومين .. لك قوم فوت نام وصير حلام
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04-16-2007, 03:01 PM
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Tomato_83
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04-16-2007, 03:39 PM
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matrix01
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04-17-2007, 10:24 AM
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matrix01
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...... matrix seems to not understand whats really going on around him, |
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