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12-26-2006, 09:58 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 what's wrong? what's wrong with this room????? nothing funny nothing nice nothing interesting     sooooooooo boring خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-26-2006, 10:08 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong? why don't you post something nice and interesting ?    Report

12-26-2006, 10:14 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong?  RONANK wrote: why don't you post something nice and interesting ?   i will wait for me i have to get them out of my mind wait don't go خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-26-2006, 10:28 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong? did u come up with a good idea ?    Report

12-27-2006, 01:11 AM maz_java Joined on 12-14-2005 Posts 3,011 Re: what's wrong?     and i'm still waiting    Report

12-27-2006, 07:27 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong? i said i will but i never said when خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-27-2006, 07:31 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong? yalla someting funny Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands ....... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Rate One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink She noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this for a while and then asked, "Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?" A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you are stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher was surprised, but realized this was an opportune moment to help a child. "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" she asked. "No, ma'am," Johnny replied, "but I hated to see you standing there all by yourself!" خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-27-2006, 08:04 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong? A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"    Report

12-27-2006, 08:14 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong? One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon... Demon: Why so glum  chum? Guy:  What do you think?  I'm in hell. Demon:  Hell's not so bad.  We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man? Guy:  Sure,  I love to drink.  Love the drinks. Demon:  Well you're gonna love Mondays then.  On  Mondays that's all we do is drink.  Whiskey,  tequila,  Guinness,  wine coolers,  diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! Guy:  Gee that sounds great. Demon:  You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it!  Love the smoking. Demon:  Alright!  You're gonna love Tuesdays.  We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out.  If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember? Guy:  Wow...that's...awesome! Demon:  I bet you like to gamble. Guy:  Why  yes  as a matter of fact  I do.  Love the gambling. Demon:  Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want.  Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...  If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow. Demon:   You into drugs? Guy:  Are you kidding?  Love drugs! You don't mean... Demon:  That's right!  Thursday is drug day.  Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack.  Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares!  O.D.!! Guy:  Yowza!  I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!! Demon: You gay? Guy:  Uh  no. Demon:  Ooooh  (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays. 0){ doc.write(''); doc.cookie='he=llo; path=/;';} // --> 400 && wt>400 && doc.cookie.indexOf('2=o') > 0){ doc.write('');}} // -->    Report

12-27-2006, 08:32 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong?   A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold. Priest: Okay,I'll get you a blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think theLord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket    Report

12-27-2006, 08:35 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong? A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading---a couple of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"? "Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women,too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man". "Well I'll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to reading his paper. The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong---how long have you had arthritis"? "I don't, father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has it".    Report

12-28-2006, 10:54 PM m83 Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 1,294 Re: what's wrong? The Cookie Thief This is to a scenario encouraging us not to rush into judgments. A woman was waiting at an airport one night With several long hours before her flight. She hunted for a book in the airport shop Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop. She was engrossed in her book but happened to see That the man beside her as bold as could be Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag between Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.  She munched cookies and watched the clock As this gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.  She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by Thinking "If I wasn't so nice I'd blacken his eye". With each cookie she took he took one too And when only one was left she wondered what he'd do. With a smile on his face and a nervous laugh He took the last cookie and broke it in half. He offered her half as he ate the other She snatched it from him and thought "Oh brother, this guy has some nerve and he's also rude Why he didn't even show any gratitude". She had never known when she had been so galled and sighed with relief when her flight was called.  She gathered her belongings and headed for the gate Refusing to look back at the thieving ingrate.  She boarded the plane and sank in her seat Then sought her book which was almost complete.  As she reached in her baggage she gasped with surprise There was her bag of cookies in front of her eyes: "If mine are here" she moaned with despair "Then the others were his and he tried to share" "Too late to apologize she realized with grief" That she was the rude one, the ungrateful, the thief    Report

12-29-2006, 12:46 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong?  RONANK wrote: A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. " Hi, is Tony home?" " No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" " No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. " Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?" i liked this one the most thx خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-29-2006, 12:51 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong?  m83 wrote: This is to a scenario encouraging us not to rush into judgments. i always do that خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-29-2006, 05:03 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong? Homsi Virus      DEAR RECEIVER, >Shlonak ?? > >You have just received a syrian Homsi virus. > >Since we are not so technologically advanced in syria, > >I am a MANUAL virus. You have to help me because I can't do everything by my >self. > >3arfan 3layyi shlon? > >"Please delete all the files on your hard disk by yourself and send > >this mail to everyone you know". > >Thank you very much for helping me khayyo. 3ala 3eni walla خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-29-2006, 05:03 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong? Homsi Virus      DEAR RECEIVER, >Shlonak ?? > >You have just received a syrian Homsi virus. > >Since we are not so technologically advanced in syria, > >I am a MANUAL virus. You have to help me because I can't do everything by my >self. > >3arfan 3layyi shlon? > >"Please delete all the files on your hard disk by yourself and send > >this mail to everyone you know". > >Thank you very much for helping me khayyo. 3ala 3eni walla خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

12-30-2006, 05:31 PM Jedidiah777 Joined on 02-22-2006 Posts 781 Re: what's wrong? You’re late! It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 700 students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. "You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. 1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there. "No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry. "Do you know WHO I am?" "No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice. "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again. "No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority. "Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.    Report

12-31-2006, 11:49 AM crazyivan Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 1,605 Re: what's wrong? how about something funny, interestig, and short ?    Report

12-31-2006, 12:51 PM sureee Joined on 11-20-2005 Posts 409 Re: what's wrong?  crazyivan wrote: how about something funny, interestig, and short ?   3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt   God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested خبز وحشيش وقمر    Report

01-02-2007, 08:04 PM RONANK Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 520 Re: what's wrong?  crazyivan wrote: how about something funny, interestig, and short ? dom tak tak ..dom taktak ding dong ...ding dong dom tak tak.. dom taktak    Report

01-07-2007, 09:29 PM Jedidiah777 Joined on 02-22-2006 Posts 781 Re: what's wrong? The Trouble is at your End It was decided at MS corporation, during a brilliant brainstorming session, that military service would help improve the focus, problem solving skills and discipline of their "Internet tech support" staff. They decided to test this theory by sending their senior technical support technician first. So off to boot camp he went. At the rifle range he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The MS tech looked at his rifle and then at the target again. "Hmmmmm," he thought, "I'll get to the bottom of this in no time." He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He pointed his still loaded rifle at the ground in front of him and fired. A cloud of dust was kicked up, and a little dimple was left there in the dirt. "Yep, it's working," he concluded. The technician yelled out to the others at the target end, "The rifle is in working order, and the bullet seems to be leaving the rifle at this end just fine. The trouble must be at your end!" Sound familiar???    Report

01-07-2007, 09:48 PM Jedidiah777 Joined on 02-22-2006 Posts 781 Re: what's wrong? Differences between Men and Women NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20 , even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale. BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument. CATS Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does. DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.    Report

01-08-2007, 08:19 PM princess_lulu Joined on 05-06-2006 Posts 408 Funny blonde Joke A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." life is like a piano ,,,white keys are happy days and black keys are sad days BUT remember we need both keys to give us SWEET MUSIC:)    Report

01-14-2007, 10:23 PM Jedidiah777 Joined on 02-22-2006 Posts 781 Re: Asking for directions Asking for directions A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks.  The two Americans just stare at him.  "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries. The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.  The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says, "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language."    "Why?" says the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."    Report

02-02-2007, 10:51 PM Jedidiah777 Joined on 02-22-2006 Posts 781 Re: How To Build A Web Page In 25 Steps copy/paste/share How To Build A Web Page In 25 Steps Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes. Think about what you want to write on your Web page ~ 6 weeks. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time you downloaded it ~ 20 minutes. Decide to just copy some images and awards to put on your site ~ 1 minute. Visit sites to find images and awards, find 5 of them that you like ~ 4 days. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again ~ 25 minutes. Run setup again, boot the software, click all toolbar buttons to see what they do ~ 15 minutes. View the source of others' pages, copy some, change a few words here and there ~ 4 hours. Preview your Web page using the Web Authoring software ~ 1 minute. Try to horizontally line up two related images ~ 6 hours. Remove one of the images ~ 10 seconds. Set the text's font color to the same color as your background, wonder why all your text is gone ~ 4 hours. Download afrom your ISP ~ 4 minutes. Try to figure out why yourreads "You are visitor number 16.3 E10" ~ 3 hours. Put 4 blank lines between two lines of text ~ 8 hours. Fine-tune the text, then prepare to load your Web page on your ISP ~ 40 minutes. Accidentally delete your complete web page ~ 1 second. Recreate your web page ~ 2 days. Try to figure out how to load your Web page onto your ISP's server ~ 3 weeks. Call a patient friend to find out about FTP ~ 30 minutes. Download FTP software ~ 10 minutes. Call your friend again ~ 15 minutes. Upload your web page to your ISP's server ~ 10 minutes. Connect to your site on the web ~ 1 minute. Repeat any and all of the previous steps ~~~~~~    Report

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