Part one - The Making of
(Za3boot’s office .. he’s wearing thick glasses .. and drinking black coffee .. door opens and blawlashi comes in .. za3boot holds a bunch of paper and waves them at blawlashi)
Za3boot: what is this?
Blawlashi: erm .. this is the play sir!
Za3boot: and you have got the nerves to tell me that this is a play? (about to explode)
Blawlashi: well ..
Za3boot: well what?
Blawlashi: you have asked for a new method of playwriting and there you go (with an uncertain smile) ..erm .. a thriller .. something new to the art of the stage
Za3boot: do you call a man-woman experience on an island inhabited by a monster a thriller?!! I call it BULLSHIT
(A knock on the door .. Lost enters with the coffee)
(Za3boot tries it and spits all over the place )
Za3boot: do you call this coffee? God what did I do to be surrounded with a bunch of idiots .. get out and make me a real coffee (screaming)
Lostparadise: okay sir (he falls on the way out .. and everything is broken .. he gathers the broken pieces in a haste and leaves the room)
Blawlashi: ok then .. just give me a couple of weeks to think of something new ..
Za3boot: I don’t have a couple of weeks you moron .. we have reserved the stage for the weekend .. and all the tickets are sold .. and you want a couple of weeks? What am I going to tell the management? What am I gonna tell my guests? My God I’m screwed (covers his face with his hands)
Blawlashi: don’t worry sir .. I promise you that you’re gonna have the show of your life .. I just need to consult a couple of friends ..
Za3boot: a couple of friends? And what kind of friends morons like you have? super morons? (angrily)
Blawlashi: don’t you worry Mr. Za3boot .. just keep inviting people to the play .. and rest assured
Za3boot: we don’t even have a name for the play .. we have to put some ads in the streets .. or is that not important? (sarcastically)
Blawlashi: a name? Hmmmm .. for the time being .. just tell the press company to print out the title “souria dot com .. the story”
To be continued …
continued from before
(Blawlashi enters his office depressed .. falls hard on his wheel chair which breaks and he falls to the ground .. he stands up as bassel enters)
Bassel: what's going on man?
Blawlashi: dude .. I'm totally screwed
Bassel: what happened .. I heard Za3boot screaming
Blawlashi: well .. guess what .. I have 3 days to write down a play .. and I don't know what it's going to look like
Bassel: oh don't worry man .. you can always come up with something
Blawlashi looks away from Bassel Sadly .. Tomato enters
Tomato: hey .. (whispers to bassel) what's wrong with him?
Bassel: he has three days to write a play .. God be with him
Sanjoob enters
Sanjoob: howdy (whispers to bassel and Tomato) is Blawlashi okay?
Tomato and Bassel: he has three days to write a play .. God be with him
God enters .. no I'm kidding
Ceasar enters .. his talent I mean
Blawlashi: I found it
All: what .. what did you find?
Blawlashi: a story ..an idea
All: (waiting for the idea)
Blawlashi: us .. here .. this place .. souria dot com (hastly)
Bassel: oh .. I gotta go watch over my Oliva'
Tomato: oh .. I have a flight to Amsterdam
Sanjoob: I have nothing to do .. I'm going anyway
they all leave Blawlashi as he brings out his notebook and starts writing
to be continued ...
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please keep going
good work buddy
blawlashi wrote: Tomato: oh .. I have a flight to Amsterdam
hahaaaa
good stuff!
please continue
So sweet …. Keep going
LostParadise in his kitchen so lonly and sad...... he silently hanged himself to the chandrella with a hoze..... saying his last pray (alla yakhdek ylle kente elsbab).... and boom.... he kicked the chiar away.... and then..... the whole world started to fade away..... he struggled for awhile to catch a breath.... but no use..... in his very last moments.... he saw a shinig medow..... full of his favorite flower..... the tulip..... he finally could take one last breath to smell the tulip field..... and then..... he disapeared.
It's getting dark and everyone has left .. except for Blawlashi who is all over his writings .. Lost paradise comes out from the kitchen .. he's staggering as if he has fallen from a height .. he enteres Blawlashi's room who was not paying attention
Lostparadise: Mr. Blawlashi .. would you like to have anything before I go?
Blawlashi: (Without lifting one eyebrow) No .. Abu Haitham .. but thank you
Lostparadise: (calmly .. but sadly) erm .. Mr. Blawlashi .. I heard you are preparing something for the stage .. and I was wondering if I can have a part .. anything to do .. you know .. we are approaching the end of the month
Blawlashi: (still not looking) sure .. just let me think of something for you
Lostparadise (with a sad voice) thank you sir .. God bless you
Lost was about to leave when Blawlashi raised his head and called him
Blawlashi: Abu Haitham
Lost: erm .. yes?
Blawlashi: are you okay? I believe I can see red lines on your neck .. as if someone was trying to strangle you!
Lost: these? erm .. no .. actually it's my son Haitham .. maybe when he was playing in the kitchen he did this
Blawlashi: by the way how old is he? your son I mean?
Lost: (Trying to remember) I .. don't ... well he's about 10
Blawlashi: I believe I can find him a role in the play .. I have some characters on my mind about his age .. lots of them indeed .. and I really can get rid of them in favour of Haitham .. of course if you are interested
Lost: (Thinking) erm .. but are you going .. erm .. you know .. to .. pay him?
Blawlashi: of course .. we pay by the hour .. just bring him over and let me see what can I do
Lost: (happily like a child) Thank you .. Thank you so much (Looks towards the sky and whispers) Thank you too
To be continued ..
very nice
blawlashi wrote: he's staggering as if he has fallen from a height .. he enteres Blawlashi's room who was not paying attention Blawlashi: (Without lifting one eyebrow) Lostparadise: (calmly .. but sadly) Blawlashi: (still not looking) Lostparadise (with a sad voice) thank you sir .. God bless you Lost: (happily like a child) Thank you .. Thank you so much (Looks towards the sky and whispers) Thank you too
he's staggering as if he has fallen from a height .. he enteres Blawlashi's room who was not paying attention
Blawlashi: (Without lifting one eyebrow)
Lostparadise: (calmly .. but sadly)
Blawlashi: (still not looking)
i feel so bad 3la abo haitham
poor
blawlashi wrote:It's getting dark and everyone has left .. except for Blawlashi who is all over his writings ..
It's getting dark and everyone has left .. except for Blawlashi who is all over his writings ..
it's really good.... and full with feelings
wonderful, Blawlashi go ahead..
It was morning time .. nothing could be heard around except the sipping sound of coffee and tea .. everybody is busy doing something .. suddenly Blawlashi comes out of his room .. jumps over shamsouri's Table who is looking at him angrily
Blawlashi: alright everybody .. I have an announcement to make
Yasmeen: (to herself) oh no!
Blawlashi: (to Yasmeen) don't worry I'm not gonna propose to you
Yasmeen sinks into her chair shyly
Blawlashi: alright .. as you are all aware I have been writing a play for Mr. Za3boot .. and today .. I have finished the final part
Matrix: (disgusted) Bravo .. Bravo .. why don't you hold out your speaker and walk the streets to announce it to the public?
Blawlashi: patience amigo .. patience .. because the play is gonna be about you guys .. by you .. and to you
Mzanber: (smiling to the others) oh he's quoting me again
Blawlashi: Ladies and Gentelemen in souria.com .. you are gonna be the boxoffice heroes .. you are gonna act in my next play
Lostparadise: My son is gonna be there too (almost crying proudly of his son)
mt1985: alright .. I have been working here for ages .. and I wanna have a leading role or I'm leaving
Alpha: (smiling all the time) we don't need to argue about the heroine .. obviously I'm the most successful, most pretty and not to mention .. most smart of all
Americancoffee: I can be a narrator .. I can make people listen passionately
A chaotic arguning takes place in the mean while .. Blawlashi is perplexed by it
Blawlashi: (screaming at the top of his lungs) silence
no use .. the chaos continues .. Blawlashi leaves the place angrily
To be continued ...
yalla yalla common man i'm anxious to know whats gonna happen
it's really great
i'm lovin it
Perfect ….. I liked Alpha part ….. Please continue
matrix01 wrote:
I really feel sorry for him ….. if it's me I'd die in a heart attack
Balwoshi … may I translated your topic into Arabic ????
yasmmen wrote:Balwoshi … may I translated your topic into Arabic ????
ehhhh ya zaman .. who would've thought a day will come when people would translate for me!!
shu sar bel barnamej abu shreeeeeeeek???
blawlashi wrote: ehhhh ya zaman .. who would've thought a day will come when people would translate for me!!
what I meant is that since I'm a translator, I translate for people and not the other way round
201 - and I thought driving cars was their worst thing
yasmmen wrote: I'm not interesting any more ....
رحم الله امرء ٍ ( شخص ) عرف قدر نفسه فوقف عنده
matrix01 wrote: shu sar bel barnamej abu shreeeeeeeek???
wnt 3aloush rab el English klo
Wallah ma 3reftak w inta 3am tragel bl inklizi
AmeRiCanCoFFee wrote: yasmmen wrote: I'm not interesting any more .... رحم الله امرء ٍ ( شخص ) عرف قدر نفسه فوقف عنده
يخز العين حولك .... عربي انكليزي شغال