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03-02-2007, 11:31 AM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 an old joke   An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday Evening with a beautiful young girl at his side. He told the jeweler He was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend, the jeweler looked through his stock and brought a stunning ring at $40,000! The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement; the old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said: "By check, I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write It now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon." Monday morning, a very upset jeweler phoned the old man and said: "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?!"    Report

04-14-2007, 03:36 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke   Be strong honey, I love you too!!   A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.     He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.   While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck " if he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."      To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!!"    Report

04-20-2007, 04:29 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report

04-20-2007, 05:47 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke testing            Report

04-20-2007, 05:49 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke  AmeRiCanCoFFee wrote: testing       @[smiley: Laughing 1: [36/36_1_19]]      Report

04-20-2007, 05:55 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke   لعما    Report

04-20-2007, 06:00 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZSzim001YYAE%2526i%253D28%252F28%255F2%255F10%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/28/28_2_10.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report     04-20-2007, 06:06 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report     04-20-2007, 06:09 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke         وبعدين ؟     Report     04-21-2007, 10:06 AM stalwart Joined on 11-19-2005 Posts 7,887 Re: an old joke that's a funny joke but can i ask what r u doing?    Report     04-21-2007, 11:22 AM Golden_French_Kiss Joined on 12-08-2005 Posts 13,269 Re: an old joke  AmeRiCanCoFFee wrote: €    Report     04-22-2007, 10:13 AM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke  stalwart wrote: that's a funny joke but can i ask what r u doing? glad u liked it and sorry i was testing this smileys site it sucks btw    Report     05-23-2007, 08:08 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke   http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif      Report     06-07-2007, 08:42 AM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke testing testing   http://news.caradisiac.com/IMG/jpg/Corvette-C6_Geiger-1_grande.jpg      Report     06-07-2007, 08:43 AM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report     06-07-2007, 09:08 AM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke kman test    Report     06-12-2007, 09:14 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke  AmeRiCanCoFFee wrote:    Report     06-19-2007, 09:14 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report     06-20-2007, 02:27 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke ايبلايبليبلسيبلاتنمكطمنتالبيلاتن لاتنمكمنتالبيلاتن فلبلاتنمكنتالبلاتنم بقلاتنمكمنتالبلاتنمكمنتالبلاتنمكط      Report     06-20-2007, 02:32 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke    Report     06-23-2007, 02:44 PM sweetgirl Joined on 11-23-2005 Posts 168 Re: an old joke crazy as usual    Report     07-03-2007, 05:12 PM AmeRiCanCoFFee Joined on 12-20-2005 Dubai Posts 8,264 Re: an old joke  sweetgirl wrote: crazy as usual Thanx dear    Report     07-04-2007, 01:12 AM sweetgirl Joined on 11-23-2005 Posts 168 Re: an old joke ur welcome crazy    Report  Souriaty Club » English Discuss... » Souria's Meetin... » Re: an old joke (please select) Discussion Rooms Home |- Search Discussion Rooms |- Active Topics |- Unanswered Posts User Options |- Sign In |- Join Souriaty Club - الاشتراك في نادي سوريتي |- Forgot Password غرف المناقشة باللغة العربية |- غرفة سوريا الاقتصادية |- غرفة سوريا الاجتماعية |- غرفة سوريا الثقافية |- غرفة سوريا للتعارف English Discussion Rooms |- Souria's Social Room |- Souria's Meeting Room غرف خاصة |- مختارات من مواضيع غرف المناقشة القديمة Write in Arabic Email This PageHelp!