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By: Diane E
Why does a homsi wear a suit jacket with shoulder pads?
In case he bumped his shoulders.
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By: Diane E
Why does the homsi want to work in Disney world?
Because he is so Goofy.
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By: Diane E
Why does a homsi watch the news?
To see what mistakes he made today.
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By: Diane E
The homsi died and went to heaven. God asked him if he was a good or bad person. The homsi replied, I was bad. God then asked, do you think you belong in heaven? The homsi said, Yes. God said, How is it that you were bad in life but still think you deserve to go to heaven? Because I was very good at being bad.
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By: Diane E
The Homsi went to a fast food place and asked for a large soda. The worker there explained that their is only one size because it is all you can drink. The homsi replied, but I am really thirsty
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By: Diane E
Why does a homsi wear a condom when masterbating?
He doesn't want to spread a disease to himself.
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By: Diane E
How does a homsi thinks he won the lottery?
He buys the ticket with the winning numbers the day after the lottery.
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By: Diane E
Homsi #1, I went online and had a chat with Bill Clinton.
Homsi #2 Really, what does he sound like?
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By: Diane E
Why did the homsi chose a dog as a pet?
The homsi wanted someone to take him for a walk
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By: hello
A homsi, shami, and halabi, went to a store and saw the owner was a girl they went to talk to her. the shami said give me some sugar my sugar
the halabi said give me some Ishta ya Ishta. then the homsi walked over to the girl and said give me some milk you cow
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By: adnan kasem
Once a boy's dad died,so he went on a tree eating a banana after he finished he threw away the peel of the banana on the street, when he climbed down and he fell down he saw it was because of a banana peel so he said who ever threw this peel has a stupid father
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By: hussain hadi alhassani
A homsi was late for school so the teacher told him
why were you late?
he said my father and mother were fighting so i was giving out slippers
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By: issa
A snail was dreafull walking to a bar for a drink, and just as he got there.. the bar was closing. so he asked the bartender please I need a drink! the bartender goes: get the hell outta here you miserable snail, and kicks the snail as hard as he could.
two years after.. the snail came back to the bar. so the bartender looked at the snail in disgust and said NOW What do you want ha?
so the snail says: what the hell did you do that for???
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By: mike
There was a Homsi, Lebnani and Rousi having a contest. Who could jump from top a building on to the little water on his head? Rousi said I go first. He said I can jump from the top of this building to the ground on a gallon of water. The Lebnani said I can jump from the top of this builing to the ground on a bowl of water. Homsi said I can jump from the top of this building to the ground on to a wet rug. Homsi broke his feet and said how squizzed the rug.Ha!ha!ha!
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By: alia
There was a very bad theif. He wanted to steal a house. When he went to the house, he did not find anything to steal. So, he made a phone call to the U.S.A. and left the handset up, and went. Hahahahahhahaha
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