ok a mexican guy and a black guy is in a car. who is driving????????????????????????????//
Your so poor when i came to your house a rat jumped me and 2 cockaroaches stole my wallet.
By: Jorge pestona
A humsi man goes to another man and says i'm having trouble getting girls and i was wondering if you would help me. the guy said ok come with me. He took him to a place where there is alot of girls and said to one of them if you can guess what letter i am thinking of you can come to my room, and the girl says S the man says yes you got it right and leaves with her. Then the humsi man goes to a girl and asks the same question. the girl says M he says no its S.
an old man married a young lady,after the party they entered their room ,then he showed her the five fingers of his hand ,she said wow five times ! he said no u have to choose a finger !!!
a man tells his wife i want to put it in your ear, she says oh but i'll be deaf,he says 10 years in your mouth but you never stop talking or shouting !!!
A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she
falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her,
she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you...'
The man says: 'Okay then, sleep with me.'
She says : 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he says : 'FINE!' and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in
the air from his balcony,
she says :'Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask...'
The guy says : 'Fraulein, sleep with me.'
She replies : 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'
So the man says : 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of
those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a man catches the woman
from his balcony,
she says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!'
The man replies : 'AstaghfirAllah !' and he drops her..
There is a German, an American and a Homsi in prison, with 3 choices to die. The first way is to get shot, the second is to get hung, and the last is to get injected with HIV. So the German says shot me right in the head, and they did. The American said hang me, and they did. The Homsi said inject me with HIV. The first time they injected him he started laughing. The second time he did the same. The third time the guards asked him why he was laughing. He said,"hahahahahaha,nothing happened cause i was wearing a condom
By: Hasna Z.
An Arab man came to America as a new immigrant, he would stroll down the city, and at times the mall. He wanted to get aquainted with the ways of the Americans. So one day during his usual stroll in the mall he stopped to look at a man that put a dollar into a coke machine, and pressed a botton. Soon a bottle of soda appeared on the bottom tray of the machine. The man picks it up and leaves. This was new to the Arab man, he's never seen anything like it. So he thought to give it a try. He took a dollar and inserted it into the machine, he pressed the botton and recieved a soda. Again the Arab man inserted another dollar, pressed another botton and recieved another bottle of soda. He did this multiple times. Soon there was a long line of people waiting for him to be done. Seeing that the Arab man had plenty of bottles to satisfy him a man in the back screams "Hurry up man!!" The Arab man turns to the American and tells him " Be quiet! As long as I keep winning the prize, I'm going to keep putting money!!!
*** Not to say that Arab Men are dumb, but we all need laughs sometimes!! :) ***
abou abad(aa) was in the airport of usa, the policeman(p) there starts 2 ask him:
p:u r from?
aa:4-5 times at week
p:i dont mean that, i mean male or female?
aa: male,female ,it doesn't matter, 4-5 times at week :)
By: khaled karkouch
Jim’s Doctor tells him he has only one day to live. When Jim goes home to share the bad news with his wife, she asks what he wants to do with the little bit of time he has left.
“All I want” Jim tells his wife, “is to spend my last few hours reliving our honeymoon”. Witch is exactly what they did. But after four hours of blissful romance, she announces that she is tired and wants to go to sleep. “Oh come on” Jim whispers in her ear. “Look” his wife snaps, “I have got to get up in the morning. You do not”.
ur mama is so stupid that when she went to the theater and read "under 17 are not permitted" she went back and got 16 of her friends....lol if u want!!!
one day a blonde walks into a bar and tells the owner that she wants to buy the T.V in there while pointing at it... so they guy tells her "we don't sell blondes in here." she went back home and dyed her red. she went to the bar again and asked for the same T.V... but the guy tells her "we don't sell blondes in here."... she went back home and dyed her hair black.. she went to the bar again and asks the guy for the same T.V again... so the guy reapeats for the third time "we don't sell blondes"..she got really pissed so she asked him.."i dyed my hair three times... how did u know that i'm a blonde?"....he told her..."you have been pointing at a microwave...not a T.V!!!"
There was a boy and a girl. The boy wanted to go to jail to visit his dad and the girl wanted to go to the hospital to visit her mom. So, there is this bus goign around 1 mile per an hour and it spinning extremly fast around, and around. Both of them want to go to the bus but the bus is going super fast how are they goign to get to the bus if its goign super fast??? The answer is the boy will push the girl by the bus and goes to jail for pushing her and she goes to the hospital because she got injured very bad.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the liar told you I was speeding, too