what did the archeologists find after diggin 30km under homs??
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>homs' champion in da hide and seek<<<<<<<<<
A Syrian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Syrian hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at him for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Syrian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The ٍSyrian replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?".
By: Omar the king
WHY DOES A HOMSI TAKE A STICK WITH HIM TO THE DESERT?
BECAUSE IF THE SUN HITS HIM HE HITS IT BACK
once there was a priest teaching some little kids in the school.his subject for these liitle guys is that god exist with us everywhere.a boy asked him are you sure sir that god exist with us everywhere ,whatever we are doing ?the priest answered him yes son... then the boy asked him again does god exist with my dad in his car? the priest said yes,does god exist with us in the school?the priest said yes .the little boy asked again:does god exist with my dad in his library? the priest said yes son,the little boy said go to hell my dad doesnt own a shop!
there was a man sitting at a bar and every time he drank one glass of beer he would look at something in his pocket and he kept on doing this all night. so finally the bartender asked why do you keep on looking in your pocket after every drink and the man said, "i keep on looking at my wifes picture and when she looks good i'll go home".
A homsy was in Lebanon so he saw a beautiful girl. He said : what a wonderful girl you are? She said: do like to sleep with me, he answered : no I'm not sleeply now.
By: ram da lam
Once upon a time, there was a homsi in the desert, he found a lamp he picked it up and whiped it . A genie came out, told him that he have one repquest. " i want u to build a bridge from damascus to new york" said the homsi "its kinda hard ,dont u have anything else" replied the genie" finally the homsi said"i want u to make all the people from homs intelligent" the genie was really suprised so he said" u want the bridge with light lamps for night"
How does a homsi kill a fish?
He drowns it in water
A man went into a bar and said to the waiter: do u think I can piss on that cup over there without putting any drop out. The waiter said no. So he said u bet for 50 US dollars. "yes" said the waiter" the man took his pants off and started pissing everywhere, on the wall, the bottles the waiter, the people on the tables except th cup. when he finished, the waiter asked for his 50 dlrs, the man grabbed 50 dlrs from his pocket and gave it to him laughing. The waiter, surprised, asked him why he laughing if he just lost 50 dls so he said: "I bet for 100 dlrs ten people out there that I can piss on u and everyone else in the bar.
A man called mustafa got on plane. He found his place and wanted to know who's sitting next to him so he said: "hi what's ur name" "BOND, James Bond what about u?" Mustafa said proudly: "Tafa, Mustafa"
a homsi told his friend: if u guess how many apples I have I'll give u the whole tree of them
A man boards a plane and takes his seat. He glances up and sees the most gorgeous woman boarding the aircraft. He soon realizes that she is heading straight towards him. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him as low and behold the woman takes the seat right next to him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Hi there, business trip or vacation?". "Nymphomaniacs Convention in Liverpool", she replies. Whooa!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting right next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!!. Struggling to remain outwardly cool, he asks, "And what is your role at this convention?". "Lecturer", she says," I use my experiences to debunk the popular myths about s£x". "Really?" he says, swallowing hard, "and what myths are those?". "Well, one popular myth is that African Americans are the most well endowed, when in fact it is the Native American. Another is that Frenchmen are considered the best lovers, when in fact it is Greek men who are the best in bed". Suddenly the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry", she says, "here's me talking about s£x and I don't even know your name!" "Tonto", replies the man, extending his hand, "Tonto Papadopoulos".
One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned guy and says, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the stunned man. With that she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!!" "And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him. Trembling the castaway replies, "Ten years."> She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says, "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!" At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs, "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too?"
By: fred amawdest
An American soldier who was serving in Iraq called his mother on the
As soon as his mom answered, he started kissing the phone as if
kissing his mom: "moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa moa ..."
The mom said: "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you"
Nevertheless, the soldier continued kissing the phone 24 million times.
His mom asked him "What are all these kisses for?"
He said, "These are on behalf of all the Iraqi people. They love you
His mother wondered and asked him "Why do you think that?"
The soldier said: "Whenever I meet Iraqis, they keep telling me "KISS
Thank you and best regards,
IF THE ONE IS BOLD FROM FRONT OF HIS HEAD THAT MEAM THAT HE THINK BUT IF HE BOLD FROM BACK HE IS SMART BUT IF HE IS BOLD INBOTH HE THINK THAT HE IS SMART