By: Luna the Great
Q: How can an elephant get down from a tree?
A: Stands on a leaf and waits for autumn!!! ha..ha..ha
Q: Why don't Homsis use SHAMpoo?
A: Cuz they use HOMSpoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Husam al Homsi
joke: two BASARAs (Fortuneteller) saw each other, so one of them tell the another one ... you are fine what about me...?
Q: why does the Homsi smile when He sees a lightening ?
A: He thinks God is Photographing him.
Q: why does the Homsi stare when he opens a can of orange Juice ?
A: because it is written on it " concentrate".
Q: what is the outcome of a marriage between a Homsi and a blond ?
A: a Blond-homsi.
By: Rami Hanna
Q: what is the similarity between a smart Homsi and a Dinosaur ?
they are both extent.
two homsis where sitting on a motor so they were fighting who's going to sit next to the window.
Abou il 3abed noticed that his wife, oum il 3abed was cheating on him. So decides to find out who that other man is. and one day he pretends to leave the house, and after he closes the door, he gows slowly into the bedroom and hides under the bed. 10 minutes later, the door rings, and oum il 3abed opens it, its the lover! So they start kissing and go to the bedroom where abou il 3abed is hiding under the bed. So after they finish their business, the lover asks oum il 3abed "so tell me honestly, who is better me or abou il 3abed?" she looks at him and says "honestly, abou il 3abed is better"... suddenly abou il 3abed jumps from underneath the bed and shouts "aseeleh ya oum il 3abed, aseeleh!!"
joke: there was a very stingy man.. very ill and almost dying in his bed he can barely speek! he was calling for his children... Mahmood..where are you son? I am here dad! Mahmood said. the man called Tahseen... where are you son? .. here dad..here..don't worry., AAli.. where are you?? and Ali replies: I am here dad next to ... so the stingy dying man said: the hell with you all.... what are you all doing here and who is gonna open the store?!!
By: Heavy Metal Thrasher
A 5 years old homsi child asked his mother : with whom am I gonna play when my friends grow up????????
Q: why is the homsi's brain so expensive????
A: because it hasn't been used before
When they have put Clinton's face on the United States stamps, all the stamps were returned to the post office, because people didn't know which side to spit on
A sign in the central railway station in Damascus: "The train to Lattakiah will leave at 2 o'clock, the train to Aleppo will leave at 15:00, and the train to Homs will leave when the short hand is on the 4 and the long hand is on the 12..."
By: Lebanese star
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven's Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has asked. "Let me go find out." and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer...for a couple of months...and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returned after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?", asked the frightened couple. "COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"
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