a homsi was wearing a parrot on his head so the security ask the homsi: is that pet with you ?
then the parrot ansered : yup , he is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was a boy who went to bed one night.
Boy: "Dad can i have a glass of water?"
Father: "no you're already in bed, you should've asked before."(few minutes later...)
Boy: "Dad can I have a glass of water?"
Father: " No, how many times do i have to tell you,you should've asked before."(few minutes later)
Boy: "Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i please have a glass of water?"
Father: " I said no, if you ask me once more I'm going to come up there to spank you!"
Boy: "Dad, when you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"
Why six is afraid of seven???
Because seven ate nine
Abu Abed and Abu Steif went once on a fishing trip to the Cote D'Azur in France...
They took the plane from Beirut and then rented a yacht from Nice and came back two weeks later with only one Salmon fish...
Abu Abed : " Did you realize that this lousy fish cost us about $10.000 a piece.. ?"
" Ten Thousand dollars Wow !" replied Abu Steif " At that rate it is good thing that we only caught one
By: NOT NAMED
Q: y did the homsi kept on concentrating on the frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate
a homsi sold his TV to buy a vedio
how does the homsi turn pages over
by licking his left thump and turning with his right thump
Q why dois the african black woman have three breasts ? A tow for milk , one for chocalte.
what did the homis people do when they knew that an earthquake was going to hit homis?????????????
THE CHANGED THE NOTE THAT SAID "welcome to homis" to "welcome to halab " ! ;)
Q:WHAT DID THE HOMSI DO WHEN HE FOUND A NEW DOLLAR
LAYING ON THE GROUND?
A:he took his old dollar and replaced it with the new one that he found on the ground.
A Homsi is for the 1st time buying a color TV:
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure" replies the seller "Give me a green one please".
Q: Why can't Homsis dial 911?
A: They cannot find the eleven on the phone
A Homsi and a Lebanese were walking outside when the Lebanese said,
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Homsi looked towards the sky and said "Where, where?"
Homsi: I was born in Lebanon.
Lebanese: "Oh really, what part?"
Homsi: "All of me!!."
A girl asked her Homsi (Syrian) boyfriend:
"Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"
Sure replied the Homsi. "What's your phone number?
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