By: Jorge pestona
A humsi man goes to another man and says i'm having trouble getting girls and i was wondering if you would help me. the guy said ok come with me. He took him to a place where there is alot of girls and said to one of them if you can guess what letter i am thinking of you can come to my room, and the girl says S the man says yes you got it right and leaves with her. Then the humsi man goes to a girl and asks the same question. the girl says M he says no its S.
a boy asked his mam:'why my dad got marry another woman?'the mam answered:'cuz of ur big head..'
three men 1 2 and 3 was going to a resturant, they eat ma2loobeh, how did they get out?
3 2 and 1...looool
Q: what is the outcome of a marriage between a Homsi and a blond ?
A: a Blond-homsi.
By: KING ELI
There was an accident on the street,, so many people were around to see this accident that the victim had died right away due to the injuries... a journalist is around trying to get his first story..so he want to get by the packed people serounding the vehicle, so he comes up with a good plan.. he said( excuse me please...The victim is my father)...when he got there..the VICTIM was a DONKey....hhhh
A Homsi girl enter the shop and asks: Do you have a card saying " to my only love " The shop keeper said: Yes. The girl said: so give me 12.
A women asked osama bin laden: what does the FBI stands for?
osama said: Find bush immediately
once there was a couple who were very poor and they had 10 children they all slept in the same room, so the couple were not having enough sex, so they decided to make a plan every time he would send his son to go get a black pen that would mean that he wanted to have sex. it was going well when one day the father sent his son to go and get a black pen,when the mother didnt come so he sent his son again and the mother told here son tell your dad that the red pen is leeking
It was dark when the lights went out at a Homsis house. Unfortunately, he dropped a 10 lira coin. To look for it, the Homsi took a match and he lit a 500 lira bill to look for his 10 lira coin.
A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant: "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have:
Fashion Barbie @ $15.95
Vacation Barbie @ $15.95
Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and
Divorcee Barbie @ $215.95!"
The guy asks in astonishment, "Why is divorcee Barbie so much? She looks the same to me."
The assistant answers, "Well, sir, divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's etc…
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
By: hamida and zakiye
why does the homsi wear kalset(socks) khider(green)? because khider libeslo (wear) kalseto
a stranger to a woman(romantically);whisper those three words that will make me walk on air;woman(furiously). GO HANG YOURSELF.
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
"Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March."
Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down 5. I am a virgin. 4. It is so big. 3. I can't do that to my best friend. 2. I won't gain weight after marriage 1. I am coming! I am coming!!!